Misterstingy Beekeeper Middle-aged Pomeranian Part-time angel, part-time tiny overlord Meet Misterstingy Beekeeper-a small, fluffy dog with a big personality and absolutely no interest in being managed by amateurs. Let's be honest: he is 90% charming, adorable, lap-loving perfection... and 10% "did you really just do that?" spicy gremlin. He enjoys affection-but exclusively on his terms. When he chooses you for snuggles, congratulations, you've been selected. Please do not ruin it by getting weird. Misterstingy Beekeeper thrives in a calm, low-key home where everyone understands that he is not a toy, a baby, or a fan of chaos. He's more of a "respect me and we'll get along great" kind of guy. Pushy handling? Hard pass. Reading the room? Strongly encouraged. He does well with other dogs-as long as they mind their business and don't bring puppy nonsense into his peaceful existence. He will absolutely correct any violations of his personal space like the tiny manager he is. Children? No thank you. Unless you're looking to humble a kid real quick, we're recommending an adult-only home. The good news: he walks nicely on leash, enjoys his outings, and isn't much of a barker-so while he may be a little emotionally complex, he's a pretty polite roommate overall. Ideal home: calm, dog-savvy humans with a sense of humor, an appreciation for boundaries, and a willingness to coexist with a small creature who contains multitudes. If you've ever said, "I love a dog with a little attitude," Misterstingy Beekeeper has been waiting for you. Apply to adopt: sfcva.org