ATTENTION HUMANS: My name is Skittles and I am currently accepting applications for the very important position of “Tiny Furry Household Supervisor.” I am an 11-12 week old female kitten with elite qualifications including: • sprinting through the house at Mach 7 for absolutely no reason • attacking invisible enemies • dramatic sideways hops • stealing hearts • looking adorable while committing minor crimes I came to the shelter with my mom and siblings, and while THEY may be content just hanging around acting normal... I personally believe I was born for greatness. Or at least for climbing your curtains and falling asleep in weird positions. The shelter people said I had to wait until I was old enough for my spay before I could officially move into my kingdom, so I’ve just been here “patiently waiting.” By patiently waiting, I mean causing chaos in the kitten room and pretending every toy is a personal enemy. GOOD NEWS: My adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $40. For that incredibly reasonable price, I will be: • spayed • vaccinated • microchipped • professionally prepared to take over your entire home next week Honestly, that’s a bargain. Some people pay way more than $40 for therapy, and all they get is coping skills. You could get ME. I am your typical playful kitten, which means: I zoom. I pounce. I climb. I nap like I just worked a double shift at the biscuit factory. Then I wake up and do it all again. If you’re interested in meeting your future tiny overlord, please call to schedule an appointment: 256-362-5856 Bring snacks. I have demands.