EXCUSE ME. Before you keep scrolling, I need you to understand something important: I am Jelly Bean. Tiny. Perfect. Slightly unhinged. I’m an 11-12 week old female kitten who arrived at the shelter with my mom and siblings, and while they’re all nice enough, it has become very clear that I am the main character of this operation. The shelter people say I’m a “typical playful kitten,” which is a weirdly calm way to describe someone who: • sprints through rooms at lightning speed • wrestles dust particles • commits sneak attacks on ankles • climbs things I absolutely should not be climbing • falls asleep mid-chaos like I pay bills around here I’ve been chilling here waiting to get old enough for my spay appointment, and next week I’ll officially be: • spayed • vaccinated • microchipped • fully licensed to cause adorable household mayhem And the best part? My adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $40. That’s right. For less than the cost of a fancy dinner, you can adopt a tiny fuzzy goblin who will: • supervise your every move • “help” fold laundry • randomly appear in the bathroom • dramatically flop over for attention • turn your house into a full-time kitten circus I am equal parts sweetness, zoomies, and bad decisions. If you’re interested in meeting me and beginning your life as my emotional support human, please call to schedule an appointment: 256-362-5856 Warning: Side effects of adopting me may include laughing daily, taking 900 photos a week, and never going to the bathroom alone again.