Meet Captain Jack Sparrow AKA: The cutest pirate ever to sail the seven seas 🏴‍☠️ Vibe Check Tiny swashbuckler. Professional heart thief. Retired pirate captain seeking a soft place to land, endless snacks, and loyal crewmates for leisurely sniffy walks or stroller adventures. ⚓ Fun Fact Captain Jack is a world-class blanket burrower. If there is a cozy blanket nearby, assume he has already tunneled underneath it like the tiny treasure-hoarding pirate he is. 🦴 Rescue: Albert’s Dog Lounge 🎂 Age: Senior (aged to perfection, like the finest barrel of rum) ⚖️ Weight: 10 lbs of legendary pirate charm 👁️ Health Notes (No Scurvy Here!) Jack’s vision is limited, but he doesn’t let that stop him from enjoying life to the fullest. One tiny eye was removed, and he previously had entropion corrected in the other eye. 📍 Current Port Madison, WI — nowhere near the Caribbean, but plenty close to lakeside lounging. 🚶 Activity Level Low. Captain Jack prefers the leisurely life these days and especially enjoys being chauffeured around town in his beloved pirate coach (dog stroller). He enjoys taking a stroll with you, but be prepared to stop and smell the roses. And the dandelions. The grass. The curb. A random tree. 🐾 Social Skills Jack gets along wonderfully with: Dogs Cats Older, respectful children 🛏️ Sleep Style If there’s a blanket involved, Jack is in. Your bed? Excellent. His bed? Also excellent. The man simply loves to burrow deep into the blankets and snooze like buried treasure. 🍽️ Dining Preferences Fromm Gold — every distinguished pirate captain’s cuisine of choice. Served at 1/3 cup twice daily. 🔊 Bark-O-Meter: 1/10 Jack rarely barks. A true captain never needs to raise his voice unless ordering snacks from the crew. ✨ Shedding Meter: 2/10 Just a light sprinkling of pirate glitter here and there. 🎩 Fashion Sense Eye patch energy. Tiny pirate captain aesthetic. Bonus points if there’s a dramatic red plume involved. ❤️ Signature Color Crimson — naturally. The color of pirate royalty. 🎶 Walk-Out Song “I’m Shipping Up To Boston” — Dropkick Murphys ☀️ Favorite Pastimes Sunny naps on the deck Cruising the neighborhood Sniffing around the yard Supervising household activities from a plush dog bed Accepting snacks with dignity and grace 🏆 Best Feature That constantly wagging tail that never seems to run out of happiness. 🛞 Signature Move Sitting patiently while he waits for you to take him on walkies, like the distinguished little king he is. 💌 Love Language Soft blankets. Slow, leisurely days. Desk-side naps while you work. Snacks shared between friends. Gentle cuddles. Existing near his people at all times. ⚓ The Final Decree Captain Jack Sparrow is sweet, cuddly, goofy, and fully committed to the art of being adored. He sleeps through the night, does wonderfully with pottying outside, and absolutely thrives on companionship and affection. This tiny pirate has officially retired from life on the high seas and is now searching for the perfect forever harbor. Could your home be the place where Captain Jack finally drops anchor and sails off into the sunset? Neutered Microchipped Housebroken Scared of leash walks, but enjoys a stroller ride Does not need a crate, just a comfy dog bed UTD on vaccinations UTD on preventatives Albert's Dog Lounge is a specialty rescue focusing primarily on senior and special needs dogs. Our process includes an approved application, reference checks, a homevisit, and then a meet and greet with the dog. Adoption fee is $350, ($600 for a pair). Learn more about Albert's Dog Lounge, our mission, and adoption policies by visiting Albertsdoglounge.org. Begin your application process by copying this link into your web browser: https://www.albertsdoglounge.org/apply WI Dept. Of Agriculture License Number: 474085-DS NOTE ABOUT AGING A DOG: Aging a dog, based on looking at them, is unreliable and usually inaccurate. We get to know each dog as an individual and will do our best to describe each of our dogs based on personality and their needs. Puppy - Under 6 months Young Adult - 6 months to 2 years Adult - 2 years to 8 years Senior - 8 years to 12 years Golden Oldie - 12+ years