I'm Psychology, and I have been observing the humans very closely from my chosen research station. Sometimes that station is tucked back, sometimes it is just close enough to gather data, and sometimes it is the exact place where I can watch someone walk by and decide whether their vibes require further study. My file is still developing, but I already have strong academic interest in soft voices, slow movements, and whatever you were doing before I looked at you like that. Please understand that I am not hiding. I am conducting a longitudinal study called "What Happens If I Blink at Them and Then Pretend I Didn't?" The results are pending, but early findings suggest I may have layers, footnotes, and one dramatic appendix labeled "Do Not Rush the Scientist."