My name is Recess, and I believe every room has a secret playground hidden inside it. Right now, I am conducting my studies from wherever the action almost happened: a doorway, a blanket corner, the exact patch of floor where someone just walked by and made life briefly thrilling. The humans are still watching my full personality come skipping out, but early reports suggest I take attendance in wiggles, peeks, and suspicious little field trips. I have not revealed my entire curriculum yet, because that would be academically irresponsible. First, I must test the equipment. Is this toy legal? Is that shadow part of gym class? Did someone open a cabinet without inviting me to supervise? My syllabus is still unfolding, but the recess bell is already ringing and I am absolutely taking the long way back inside.