Meet Birdie: 110 pounds of emotional support freight train with the soul of a retired grandma and the surprising athletic ability of someone who absolutely should not be that fast. She is currently seeking her forever home with a loving family who appreciates a strong, independent woman in a very large dog body. Bonus points if you have small dogs and/or cats, because Birdie considers herself their extremely committed (and slightly overbearing) security detail. She isn’t a fan of large dogs but hoping training will help with this but a home with a large dog currently isn’t an option. Now let’s talk about the plot twist: despite being 110 lbs and working through a rough past tarsal ligament injury + hip dysplasia, Birdie can and will teleport when motivated. You’ll be thinking “aww sweet slow girl” and then suddenly she’s across the yard like she just heard a chip bag open in another dimension. So yes—low impact lifestyle, but also… stay alert. Her ideal home includes: • Flat terrain (we’re not climbing Everest, thank you) • Minimal stairs (her joints would like a word) • A shallow kiddie pool, where she enjoys standing like a philosophical hippo • A calm household where she can fully relax into her soft, snuggly era but committed to continuing training to open up her world to making new friends Personality-wise, Birdie is deeply loving, loyal, and sweet. Once you’re in her circle, you’re IN. She will lean on you with her entire body weight (this is not optional), follow you around like a very large shadow, and provide unmatched emotional support… while also judging any new human who walks into her home. Birdie will be spayed, microchipped, and vaccinated. Birdie is about 3 years old.