🚨 WARNING: SMALL DOG. BIG CHAOS. 🚨 Meet Spunky — a 6-pound, turbo-powered Chiweenie mix who appears to run entirely on squeaky toys, snacks, and bad decisions. Born February 5, 2026, this tiny-legged legend has exactly TWO modes:
⚡ FAST
😴 ASLEEP That’s it. No in-between. Spunky is basically what would happen if a dachshund drank three espressos and then challenged the living room rug to a WWE match. ✅ Healthy
 ✅ Heartworm negative
 ✅ Neutered before adoption
 ✅ Two rounds of shots already done (3rd round coming week of May 11)
 ✅ Potty pad trained
 ✅ Uses a doggy door
 ✅ Crate trained
 ✅ Friendly with strangers
 ✅ Cat-neutral (“You ignore me, I ignore you.”) Spunky LOVES:
 🎾 Toys
 🎾 Squeaky toys
 🎾 Tug-of-war
 🎾 Other dogs
 🎾 Zooming around the yard like a caffeinated squirrel And because his little legs are hilariously short, he literally BOUNCES through grass like a furry pogo stick. Watching him run should honestly count as therapy. He’s feisty, playful, inquisitive, and full of personality — but the second you pick him up? Instant cuddle bug. Calm, snuggly, sweet, and happy to melt into your arms. His ideal home:
 🐶 Another playful dog his size (or slightly bigger)
 🏡 A family ready for puppy energy and daily laughs
 🚫 No small children please — he’s tiny and could accidentally get hurt Expected adult weight: under 15 lbs
 Current weight: around 6 lbs
 Adoption fee: $150 Location: Bastrop, TX ⚠️ Side effects of adopting Spunky may include:
 • laughing daily
 • buying unnecessary dog toys
 • narrating his zoomies to house guests
 • becoming emotionally attached to tiny paws Spunky is ready to bounce, zoom, squeak, snuggle, and sprint his way straight into someone’s heart. 📩 Apply now before someone else scoops up this tiny chaos potato first.