Name: BB (short for “Baby Boss,” but she’ll accept “Your Majesty”) Age: 4 years (old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway) Breed: Tabby & White with a PhD in Judgment About Me: Hi, I’m BB. I’ve spent the last four years perfecting the art of looking adorable while silently critiquing your life choices. I come in a stylish tabby-and-white coat that pairs beautifully with any home décor—especially the kind you don’t mind me sitting on. I’m equal parts cuddle bug and independent queen. I will sit on your lap… when I decide. I will accept pets… in the correct locations… for a limited time offer. Think of it as a subscription service, except you never know when it renews. Special Skills: Knocking small objects off tables to test gravity (still works) Staring at you from across the room like I know something you don’t Sprinting at 3am for absolutely no reason Turning cardboard boxes into luxury condos Likes: Sunbeams (my office) Snacks (our shared passion) Being told I’m pretty (required daily) Dislikes: Closed doors (what are you hiding?) Empty food bowls (unacceptable) When you stop petting me before I’ve decided you’re done Ideal Home: Someone who understands that I am both the boss and the baby. You’ll provide food, warmth, and admiration; I’ll provide companionship, mild chaos, and an occasional head boop. Final Note: Adopt me, and your life will improve by at least 73%. (Results not scientifically verified, but strongly supported by me.) Apply today. I’ll be reviewing candidates. —BB 🐾