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Mr. Beans

Available
6 months - 2 years|Domestic Short Hair|Male|Large|New Philadelphia, OH

About Mr. Beans

Meet Mr. Beans 🖤🐾 Age: 8 months Occupation: Professional Zoomie Technician / Part-Time Sock Inspector Special Skills: Judging you silently from across the room, teleporting at 3am, and turning cardboard boxes into luxury condos Mr. Beans is an 8-month-old void with legs and a personality approximately three times his size. He enjoys long walks from the couch to the food bowl, dramatic staring contests, and yelling into the abyss (the abyss sometimes yells back—he’s working on that). He’s got: ✔️ A sleek black coat that absorbs 98% of light and 100% of your attention ✔️ Eyes that say “I love you” and “I will knock that glass over” simultaneously ✔️ The energy of a toddler who found espresso Ideal home: Someone who appreciates interpretive parkour at midnight and understands that “no” is more of a suggestion. Warning: May follow you into the bathroom. May steal your chair. Will steal your heart. Adopt Mr. Beans—because your life is missing a tiny, chaotic shadow with opinions.