Meet Clover — a 2-year-old black-and-white feline with the energy of a tiny CEO and the judgmental stare of someone who absolutely saw you eat shredded cheese over the sink at 2 a.m. Clover’s hobbies include: Supervising all household activities from a suspiciously high shelf Sprinting through the house at 3:17 a.m. for reasons she will not disclose Chirping at birds she has no actual plan for catching Sitting directly on whatever you needed five seconds ago She’s equal parts cuddlebug and tiny chaos goblin. One minute she’s dramatically flopping into your lap demanding affection, the next she’s stealing a sock and trotting away like she just pulled off a bank heist. Clover would thrive in a home that appreciates: ✔ Cat conversations (“mrrp?” “MROW.”) ✔ Mild daily nonsense ✔ Having a permanent fuzzy supervisor ✔ The occasional surprise toe attack Despite her dramatic flair, Clover is a sweetheart who loves attention, cozy naps, and pretending she has never once been fed in her entire life. She’s got movie-star tuxedo looks, cartoon-level expressions, and enough personality for at least three cats. Adopt Clover if you’re ready for: Endless entertainment Unsolicited bathroom companionship A warm purring loaf on your couch A best friend with whiskers and absolutely no respect for personal space Warning: Clover may cause excessive laughing, chronic photo-taking, and the sudden urge to narrate your cat’s inner thoughts.