🚨 ZOOOOOMMMMIES FROM OUTER SPACE 🚨 Available for Foster or Adoption Pluto has landed. Earth wasn’t ready. If you’re looking for a calm, reserved companion who quietly observes life from the sidelines… keep scrolling. But if you’re ready for full-blown joy wrapped in a 70 lb shepherd/lab mix with soft eyes and faster-than-light zoomies, then Hi! I’m Pluto. I’m a 1.5 year old, fully neutered, vaccinated, and heartworm negative—and I’m pretty sure I’m your soulmate. Yes, I’m named after a planet (or a cartoon dog, depending on who you ask), and yes, I bring galactic-level good vibes. I’m from another world, but I’ve mastered a few Earthly skills you’ll appreciate: 🚀 Potty-trained — No surprises on the rug. I’ve got self-respect. 🪐 Leash pro — I stick right by your side. No tugging, no drama. 🧸 Toy lover — I just discovered toys and I’m obsessed, but I don’t destroy them. Promise. 🐶 Dog-friendly — I light up around other pups and would love a buddy to play with. 👶 Kid-certified — I love kids and will happily match their energy (and clean up snack crumbs). 🐱 Cat-friendly-ish — I don’t chase them… I run from them. Those tiny tigers spook me. What really makes me special? I’m extremely social—like, walk-down-the-street-and-make-friends-with-strangers social. I want to say Hi to everyone, wag my tail at every passing dog, and be part of every moment. I don’t just want to be in your life—I want to orbit around you, day and night. I’m ready to bring joy, zoomies, and deep-space cuddles to someone who gets me. I've been trained so I'm a good boy, I'll listen to you. So… Ready to adopt a cosmic-level good boy? Apply now. Pluto is in your orbit—and closing in fast. 🌌