To whom-meow-ver it may concern, My name is Oscar and I am writing regarding a rather serious matter. A case of mistaken identity, so to speak. You see, I have recently been facetiously accused of being rather something of a 'grouch.' I write to rebuke this characterization and to clarify the goodness of my heart. This whole mess is a simple misunderstanding. I am rather interested in playtime, you must understand, when the circumstances are right. I can be, admittedly, particular about the ways in which my wands are waved or the might I muster to maul my mice, but this does not mean that I write the whole ordeal off as a nonstarter. In fact, just recently, I bestowed upon my toy the ultimate mark of my appreciation; being bitten in half. As a gentleman with high status to maintain, dear reader, I must be choosy about the people and places for petting that I allow. I have been known to partake in a plethora of petting, but insist on protecting my dignified role in public. Best that we work up to this level of interpersonal relationship. This does not make me standoffish or, yes, even a 'grouch'; rather, I prefer to create an atmosphere of mutual respect between myself and my visitors. Dear reader, I hope that this defense against defamation has proven useful in bringing you to your judgement about me. I must admit that I am in need of a companion who may later serve as a character witness, should the need ever arise again. Dear reader, I call upon you to look past my frowny face and into my loving heart so that we may be acquainted soon. Sincerely, Oscar Please visit https://felinerescue.org/all-cats/ to learn more about me and where I am located!