***Weems has been diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy and has been started on phenobarbital. This is a medication that must be given at specific times and cannot be missed.*** ***Must have prior breed experience or similar breed experience to adopt Weems. German Shepherds are NOT similar to Malinois.*** MEET WEEMS. He is a 1 year old, neutered, Belgian Malinois whose internal setting is permanently stuck on “GO.” Weems wakes up every morning like: “Hello. I have legs. You have legs. We should be using them IMMEDIATELY.” FACTS ABOUT WEEMS: • High energy ✔️ • Social ✔️ • Friendly ✔️ • Thinks sitting is suspicious ✔️ • Believes naps are a post-exercise rumor ✔️ Does he have extreme working drive? ❌ No. Does he believe movement is a constitutional right? ✅ Yes. He will argue this in court. Weems is looking for: 🏃‍♂️ A VERY active, Malinois-experienced home 🌲 People who say “just a walk” and then disappear for an hour 🧠 Humans who understand this breed but are NOT trying to recruit a tactical asset 🚫🚔 ABSOLUTELY DO NOT 🚔🚫 Tag police departments, K9 units, or search & rescue. Weems has already been evaluated and is not appropriate for those roles. He will not: • Catch bad guys • Locate missing persons • Join a unit He WILL: • Sprint for no reason • Stare at you like it’s your fault • Make cardio unavoidable • Pass out dramatically like he paid rent If you want: ✔️ A dog who turns walks into events ✔️ A best friend who thinks fitness is bonding ✔️ Someone who will haunt you if you skip leg day WEEMS IS READY. 📍Apply to adopt at helpingheartshealingtails.org 🏡 Adopt responsibly. Hydrate. Stretch. Side effects may include sore calves, better mental health, and a dog who believes you exist solely to facilitate movement. 🐕💀