Meet Stormy: The Forecast Calls for 100% Chance of Shenanigans Stormy is a 49lb lab mix with the energy of a toddler on espresso and the heart of a Hallmark movie heroine. At 4 years old and spayed, she's hit that sweet spot: old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. She's a professional tail-wagger, Olympic-level ball chaser, and part-time life coach (her advice is always: "Run faster. Wag harder. Love louder."). She's dog-friendly with proper intros-think "speed dating" with less awkward small talk. But when it comes to dinner, she prefers a table for one. (Who wants to share their snacks anyway? Not Stormy. Not today. Not ever.) Cats- We haven't tested her yet, but she's open to negotiation. Basically, Stormy is the life of the paw-ty with the soul of a poet, the zoomies of a squirrel, and the loyalty of your childhood BFF. Adopt her and bring the thunder home-you'll never need another weather app again.