Lucian Pointer mix Male 65lbs 8 yo Kids. Dogs. Cats. At eight years old and a solid 65 pounds of unfiltered personality, Lucian is not just a dog — he’s a walking punchline with a heart of gold and the comedic timing of a seasoned stand-up. He’s deaf, sure, but don’t bother whispering secrets — he wasn’t listening anyway. His ears? Crimped like he just left a ‘90s hair salon. His tail? Crooked like a question mark, probably from questioning your life choices (like why you haven’t adopted him yet). His vibe? Somewhere between retired pirate and living plush toy. Lucian is a riot — chasing toys with all the grace of a shopping cart on a hill, befriending cats like he’s their awkward big brother, and charming humans with a face that says, “I woke up like this…and I’m fabulous.” Despite the deadpan ears and dead body energy, Lucian is very much alive — in spirit, in snuggles, and in pure chaotic joy. He’s weird, he’s wonderful, and he’s ready to be the star of your living room sitcom. Adopt Lucian: The legend, the dad bod, the light and laughter that makes the world a better place