WHOA, MAMA! It’s BIG HEAD HANK comin’ in hot. 2 years old | 90 lbs of Certified Hunk | Pittie Mix | Built like a tank, snuggles like a teddy bear The name’s Hank—but around here, they call me Big Head Hank, and once you see this glorious noggin, you’ll get it. It’s not just a head, it’s a lifestyle. Full of charm, loyalty, questionable decision-making, and enough space for exactly one brain cell and a deep, abiding love of snacks. Don’t let the linebacker look fool you—I’m soft where it counts. Mainly the middle. And the heart. But also the middle. Let’s talk credentials: People? Obsessed. Tall, short, young, old—if you’ve got hands, I’ve got a forehead that needs your affection. Lap dog? Absolutely. Your legs? My throne. Other pets? Pass. This big guy rides solo. No cats, no dogs, no weird ferrets. I’m the full meal deal—no sides necessary. Vibe? Cinnamon bun energy with monster truck aesthetics. Skills? Cuddle pro, snack enthusiast, emotional support beefcake, and champion-level leaner. What I’m lookin’ for: A quiet, no-nonsense home where I can live out my days crushing couch cushions, being your one and only, and providing full-body hugs on demand. No drama. Just us, a few snacks, and a couch strong enough to withstand the Hank slam. Currently living large in Texas, but my bags are packed for NS, NB, PEI, NL, or Maine if the right person steps up. Could that be you? Adoption Fee: Sponsored at $600 CAD Includes: neuter, vaccines, microchip, and my one-way trip to your heart (or, more literally, your living room). Apply here, sweet cheeks: https://form.jotform.com/203175670753255 Adopt Big Head Hank. Get yourself: ? A built-in heating system with charm ? A hype man who thinks you hung the moon ? A best friend with a skull too big for regular hats Big head. Bigger heart. Best mistake you'll ever make.