Inconceivable! That is the only possible explanation for why I, Vizzini, am still available for adoption. Clearly, there has been some mistake. After all, I am a handsome pittie gentleman of approximately 60 pounds, expertly engineered for companionship, cuddling, and following my people from room to room. Wherever you go, I go. It is simply the logical strategy. You wish to take a walk? Excellent. I shall accompany you. You wish to watch television? Perfect. I shall provide warmth and emotional support. Unlike certain Sicilian geniuses, I have discovered that friendship is not a weakness! In fact, I am friends with everyone. Dogs, cats and people of all ages are my people. I have never met a creature unworthy of my affection. While my namesake may have spent his days plotting and scheming, I prefer distributing kisses, making people smile, and wiggling my entire body whenever I see someone. There is only one conclusion: You should adopt me!