ADOPT BOO BOO through Undercover Angels Animal Rescue! Take a gamble on Boo Boo: -15 pounds -6 years old -Vaccinated -Neutered -Microchipped -Heartworm negative -Possibly possessed by a tiny gremlin full of unbalanced multiple personalities! Adoption application: https://www.uaars.org/adopt Adoption donation $175.00 Boo Boo is looking for a forever home, preferably with someone brave, emotionally stable, and faster than him in short-distance sprints. Now, before you ask: “Yes, he bites some people” BUT. Not everyone. Sometimes Boo Boo chooses peace. Sometimes he makes bad decisions. Life is full of mystery. This tiny cryptid wrapped in fur has the emotional range of a divorced uncle at a casino buffet. One minute he’s curled lovingly in your lap like a sweet baby angel. The next minute he hears someone breathe or move incorrectly and becomes a tiny Piranha. Things Boo Boo loves: • Blankets • Treats • Being held like a baby • Screaming at invisible enemies • You, probably • Chaos, definitely Things Boo Boo hates: • Sudden movements • Slow movements • Men wearing hats • The concept of authority • Possibly drywall To be clear, Boo Boo is not a “bad dog.” He’s just a very committed character actor trapped in the role of “tiny unstable gremlin” His ideal adopter: • Understands Chihuahua psychology (advanced warfare) • Has no small children • Has a sense of humor • Has health insurance • Won’t take it personally when Boo Boo briefly declares jihad against their ankles Despite his occasional attempts to recreate scenes from Jurassic Park, Boo Boo is deeply loving and loyal once he trusts you. Underneath the gremlin energy is a weird little soulmate who just wants snacks, safety, and someone who understands that emotional support can sometimes include light biting. He gets along with all the dogs but we are unsure about cats! Adopt Boo Boo. Because honestly, normal dogs are boring.