Duck... Duck... GOOOOOOSE. If you've ever thought, "You know what my life is missing? A loud, dramatic water-loving goblin with opinions," then congratulations - Goose has been waiting for you. This husky mix doesn't just talk... she delivers full theatrical performances. Minor inconvenience? She screams. Excited? She screams. Saw a leaf move suspiciously? Oscar-worthy monologue. Goose believes silence is not only unnecessary, but deeply offensive. She also LOVES water. Kiddie pool? Obsessed. Hose? Incredible. Mud puddle? Five-star spa experience. If it splashes, Goose is in it like an overgrown duck with abandonment issues. Now, Goose does have a few "terms and conditions." She can be a little iffy about collar grabs - think "you can't catch me, peasant" energy - and vet visits are very much not her thing. In Goose's professional opinion, veterinarians are part of an elaborate conspiracy and she may need a muzzle or sedation so everyone keeps all their fingers and dignity intact. But beneath the drama, the screaming, and the aquatic chaos is a hilariously entertaining dog who will make every single day feel like a reality TV episode you didn't ask for but now can't stop watching. Duck duck... good luck not falling in love with Goose. Dogs: Yes, but we rec. a meet and greet to ensure everyone gets along! Cats: Unknown Kids: Unknown, bring everyone in the home to meet her!