Meet Thistle — a tiny loaf of chaos with short legs, big opinions, and approximately zero understanding of personal space. At 12 weeks old, Thistle is currently majoring in: Stealing socks Dramatic zoomies Falling asleep mid-play like his battery got unplugged Looking suspiciously innocent after chewing something important This corgi mix comes equipped with deluxe puppy features including soft fuzzy ears, a wiggly little potato body, and the confidence of a dog at least four times his size. Vacuum cleaner? He’ll bark at it. Giant dog? Best friend. Leaf blowing across the yard? Clearly haunted. Thistle believes every human he meets exists solely to admire him, carry him around like royalty, and tell him he’s handsome approximately every six minutes. He is working hard on important life skills like potty training, leash walking, and understanding that toes are not snacks. His ideal home includes: ✔ Toys everywhere ✔ Lap access privileges ✔ Someone who appreciates puppy shenanigans ✔ A camera ready at all times because this kid is ridiculously photogenic Fair warning: adopting Thistle may result in excessive laughing, very little privacy, and a phone storage crisis caused by taking 9,000 photos of him sleeping upside down. If you’re ready for a pint-sized adventure buddy with corgi charm and gremlin energy, Thistle is ready to scoot his tiny legs right into your heart.