Introducing Dontatella — fashion icon, professional menace, and CEO of Tiny Crimes™. Dontatella arrived on the scene wearing her elegant grey-and-white coat like she’s late for a runway show but still somehow found time to knock a cup off the table on her way in. She is beauty. She is grace. She will absolutely steal your hair tie and vanish into the night. At 9 weeks old, she’s already perfected: dramatic entrances surprise ankle attacks purring the second you pick her up pretending not to hear you while doing exactly what you told her not to do Dontatella is playful, curious, affectionate, and just the right amount of chaotic. One minute she’s scaling the couch like a mountain climber; the next she’s asleep upside down in your laundry basket like she pays rent there. Ideal home requirements: ✔ appreciates tiny toe beans ✔ understands that curtains are technically “climbable” ✔ willing to provide snacks and emotional support ✔ prepared to become completely obsessed with her She’s looking for a forever family to spoil her appropriately and admire her daily acts of adorable nonsense. Adopt Dontatella and receive: unlimited entertainment a certified cuddle professional one very tiny roommate with enormous opinions Side effects may include baby-talking a cat, buying unnecessary toys, and saying “look at her little face” at least 14 times a day.