⚠️ WARNING: Purrcy is not legally responsible for any damages caused by zoomies, airborne attacks, curtain climbing, or emotional distress related to surprise ankle assaults. ⚠️ Do not let the tuxedo fool you. Purrcy may be dressed like a distinguished gentleman, but spiritually he is a raccoon with unlimited energy and absolutely no supervision. This kitten wakes up every morning and chooses chaos. This tiny menace operates exclusively at full speed. He ricochets off furniture like a ping pong ball possessed by ancient spirits. He has absolutely no concept of "personal space," "inside voice," or "maybe I shouldn't launch myself directly at someone's face." Purrcy is currently wanted for: * scaling human legs like a tiny mountain goat * unauthorized counter surfing * sneak attacks from under furniture * parkour off the walls at unsafe speeds * biting things just to see what happens * and several counts of being way too cute to prosecute He treats every room like an obstacle course and every human like unpaid staff. You cannot own Purrcy. You can only attempt to contain him. And somehow...despite all of this...he is hysterical. The kind of kitten that makes you yell "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!" while trying not to laugh. One minute he's committing crimes against your shoelaces, the next he's flopped dramatically in your lap purring like an idling motorcycle as if he hasn't spent the last hour terrorizing the entire zip code. Because Purrcy is approximately 92% caffeine and bad decisions, he absolutely needs another young playful cat or kitten in the home. Not optional. Mandatory. He needs a wrestling partner, enrichment coordinator, and fellow chaos gremlin to help direct his energy into something slightly less destructive. He is not a calm kitten. He is not decorative. He is an experience. A lifestyle. A home security threat. A furry little concussion with whiskers. If your house feels a little too peaceful and your ankles have gotten complacent, Purrcy is ready to help with that. 🖤🤍 Apply to adopt at: effinghamcountyhumanesociety.org