THE GUMBO GAZETTE: DOUBLE TROUBLE EDITION Oh good. You were just sitting there minding your business, not adopting two dogs. Let’s fix that. Meet Sharla & Greta — a bonded pair of black lab/pit mixes who clearly missed the memo that “raised in the woods with zero human interaction” is supposed to make you feral little goblins. Instead? They came out sweet. Like… suspiciously sweet. Let me paint you a picture: These girls were born out in the woods. No couches. No toys. No humans. Just survival mode after their mom was killed. Real rough start, the kind that usually turns dogs into “absolutely not, don’t touch me” types. But Sharla and Greta said, “Nah. We’re gonna trust people anyway.” Bold move. Questionable judgment. We respect it. They were the last two to be captured — which tells me they’re either the smartest… or the ones who said, “You go first, I’ll watch.” Either way, they stuck together. And now? They’re thriving in foster care like they’ve been domestic all along. ✨ About these two overachievers: Around 1 year old Spayed, vaccinated, heartworm negative (they understood the assignment) Extremely bonded (read: not splitting them up, don’t even try it) Sweet, gentle, learning the whole “life indoors is amazing” thing They look at each other like, “We survived that… we’re not doing this next part alone.” And honestly? Same. So here’s the deal, because I know someone out there is already thinking it: “Yes, but two dogs—” Yes. Two dogs. One adoption fee. One transport fee. Double the love. Double the loyalty. Double the “why did I not do this sooner.” You’re not just adopting dogs. You’re adopting a built-in support system that has already proven they can survive the worst and still come out kind. And if they can do that? They’ll handle your Amazon packages and occasional emotional instability just fine. Adopt Sharla & Greta. Because sometimes the best things come in pairs… and sometimes they’ve been waiting their whole lives for someone to finally choose both. Adoption Fee: $250 (for both) Currently located in Fosters, AL and can be transported North to an adopter for an additional $200 (includes both dogs). Interested in adopting? Apply here: https://forms.gle/emAhij7FiTcZuvHA6 If you have any questions about adopting, fostering or about our available dogs, email us today at cheyenne.ngladoptions@gmail.com Must be 21+ to adopt!