Greetings from my temporary headquarters (some refer to it as “Cat Habitat,” but I am clearly just between kingdoms). My name is Brie! 10 weeks old, calico, and currently accepting applications for permanent staff. While residing here, I have maintained a strict and professional routine: wrestling my siblings (disputed), scaling any available surface with no regard for physics, and being cuddly. Cat Habitat has informed me that I am “adoptable.” I have informed them that I am, in fact, a high-energy executive requiring a home office (your entire house) and constant supervision (you watching me be adorable). Despite my demanding schedule, I do love cuddles. My qualifications include: - Advanced sibling wrestling techniques - Being purrfect Important note: living in cat habitat is simply not aligned with my long-term career goals. I require a residence where I can fully express my talents (purrfection) and receive proper compensation (attention, snacks, admiration).