Hello from my current residence (Cat Habitat… which sounds less like a rescue and more like a cheese-themed safari park, but okay). I’m Colby. Yes, that Colby. Female kitten. Small, spicy, and absolutely not here to be ignored. I’ve been described as “sweet,” “playful,” and “a little sassy,” which is just a polite way of saying I’m 100% Colby-fident in everything I do. I’m currently available for adoption, which means I’m accepting applications for a forever home where I can truly become the Colby-nator of your household. Here’s what I bring to the table (and then knock off the table): • High-speed zoomies with premium Colby energy • Surprise pounces that will leave you Colby-shocked • Professional side-eye (award-winning, honestly) • Cuddle attacks when you least expect it • Immediate attitude when you stop petting me for 0.3 seconds Professional Highlights: • Undefeated in battles against crinkly toys • Master of Lap Occupation™ (only when I choose) • Can locate the most inconvenient sleeping spot in seconds • Strong leadership skills: I don’t follow rules… I make them Colby-law I’m looking for a home with excellent nap opportunities, reliable treat distribution, and humans who understand that my attitude isn’t a flaw—it’s my Colby-randing. So if you’re ready for a kitten who’s adorable, bold, and slightly dramatic… Don’t hesitate. Don’t overthink. Just adopt me and call it a Colby-doption. Apply now. I’ll be judging your application accordingly.