Juno (Alleged Criminal, Actually a Gentleman) Let me guess. You saw “bites” and immediately pictured a tiny land shark with a vendetta. Yeah… no. This is Juno. A Shorkie. Approximately the size of a baked potato with opinions. He was dumped at a kill shelter because he “bites.” Which, in human terms, usually translates to: 👉 “I ignored every warning sign this dog gave me.” 👉 “I picked him up like a stress ball.” 👉 “I don’t believe small dogs are allowed to have boundaries.” And when Juno finally said, “absolutely not,” he got labeled the problem. Classic. Here’s the truth: Juno is sweet, affectionate, and loyal—to people who treat him like a living creature instead of a wind-up toy. He’s not out here looking for trouble. He’s out here looking for respect. What does Juno need? • Someone who understands that “no” is a complete sentence—even in dog • A home that won’t manhandle him or ignore his signals • Probably not tiny kids who think he’s a plush toy with a heartbeat • Someone who appreciates a dog with a little personality (read: standards) What do you get in return? • A devoted little shadow • A dog who bonds HARD with his person • Endless entertainment in a compact, slightly judgmental package • The satisfaction of proving that “biter” was a lazy label, not a life sentence Let’s be very clear: Juno did not almost die because he’s a bad dog. He almost died because someone didn’t listen. If you’re the kind of person who does listen? Congratulations—you might just be worthy of this tiny, opinionated king. Apply accordingly. — Gumbo Advocate for the Misunderstood & Defender of Personal Space 🐾 Adoption Fee: $250 Currently located in Fosters, AL and can be transported North to an adopter for an additional $200. Interested in adopting? Apply here: https://forms.gle/emAhij7FiTcZuvHA6 If you have any questions about adopting, fostering or about our available dogs, email us today at cheyenne.ngladoptions@gmail.com Must be 21+ to adopt!