Hi folks, I'm Walmart Greeter, and yes-I take my job very seriously. My specialty? Welcoming every single customer like they're my long-lost best friend. You like enthusiastic hellos? I've got tail wags, happy spins, and a face that says, "You came just for me, didn't you?" I'm what the professionals call dog social, but I prefer the term "rollback-priced best friend for EVERY dog." Big dogs? Love 'em. Little dogs? Adorable. Shy dogs? I'll tone it down. Rowdy dogs? Let's open aisle zoomies. My playstyle is fully adaptive-basically, I match vibes better than your favorite playlist. Here's what I bring to the table: Unlimited friendliness (seriously, it's a lot) Social skills that would make a checkout line jealous A personality brighter than fluorescent lighting The ability to make every day feel like a grand opening What I'm looking for: A forever home where I can clock in as your personal greeter, best friend, and morale booster. Pay can be issued in treats, toys, and affection (benefits package negotiable but highly encouraged). So come on down-no membership required-and meet me today. I'll be waiting at the front, tail wagging, ready to welcome you home.