DATING PROFILE: Single Red-Nosed Land Hippo Seeking a Full-Time Human 🐾 Name: Chup Chup (a.k.a. "The Chupperazzi" because I’ll be your biggest fan!) Age: 1 Year Species: Velvet Couch Potato Build: Stocky, muscular, and 100% aerodynamic during zoomies My Journey So Far... I’ve been around the block (literally, I love walks). I’ve tried all the exclusive apps, but the dating scene for a refined gentleman like myself is ruff. Luscious Land Hippos: That site had too many divas. Happy Hippos: Everyone was too happy, very suspicious. Plenty of Hippos: Just a bunch of bottom-feeders. Zoomies for Forever Fans: Things got weird. People started asking for "paw pics". Look, my beans are private property, okay? I have standards. About Me: I am a lover, not a fighter—unless we are talking about a stray molecule of dust. I take Stranger Danger very seriously. My job is to keep you safe from the mailman, the wind, and that one suspicious-looking leaf on the driveway. However... I am highly corruptible. While I will bark at your friends initially to maintain my "tough guy" image, I can be easily bought. One peanut butter biscuit and I will reveal all your secrets and show them where the "good" shoes are hidden. I am a sucker for a treat. My Must-Haves: -All of your attention. Not 90%, not 99%, all of it. If you look at a phone, I will nudge it. If you look at a book, I will sit on it. -Slow Introductions. I play well with other dogs, but let's not rush into things. I’m a sensitive soul and, frankly, I get jealous. Why would you pet another dog when I am right here being this handsome? -A High-Quality Bowl. I don't just eat from it; it’s my favorite toy. I will flip it, slide it, and serenade you with the song of its metal clanking against the floor. Ideal Date: We start with a vigorous session of zoomies until I forget my own name. Then, we transition into a 4-hour intense cuddle session where I lay my entire body weight directly on your chest so you can feel my love (and struggle to breathe). Swipe right if you have snacks and zero personal space boundaries! If you would like to meet our real character of a boy please call or email us at: 502-509-9886 info@arielbullyrescue.com