There is a rumor about me, and I don’t know how this rumor started 🙄 One minute I’m out in Houston enjoying a casual stroll, next thing I know I’ve got two puppies following me around and the entire city is like, “what a sweet mama” 🥹 ??? I am a 3-year-old MAN!!! A SIR. A BRO. I don’t even know where those kids came from 😂 I just stood there and suddenly I was in a family 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 Anyway, I’ve since retired from my unexpected parenting career, and I’m now looking for a forever home 🏡 where my only responsibility is being handsome and emotionally supportive 😉 Let me tell you what you’re getting with me. I am crate trained, house trained, and leash trained, which basically means I’m a functioning adult ☺️ I don’t make messes, I don’t cause chaos (on purpose), and I know how to behave in a home like a gentleman. My vibe is medium-energy king 👑 I enjoy a nice walk, maybe a little playtime, and then I am CLOCKED OUT 💤 Catch me relaxing, leaning on you, breathing dramatically like I just worked a 12-hour shift. I love people 💙 If you sit down, I sit on you. If you move, I follow. If you breathe, I’m involved. We are a package deal now. Other dogs, well, I’m a big fan! I’m social, friendly, and not here to start anything. Been there, done that, accidentally raised kids with strangers… no thanks 🙂‍↔️ Now let’s address my one tiny character flaw, I know, shocking, I have one 😮 I am a bit of an escape artist 🫣 Not in a bad way, I just have some exploring tendencies! So yeah… secure yard, good supervision, maybe a motivational speech now and then. What I’m looking for 🔎 A home that appreciates a loyal, loving, slightly confused former “mom” who is just trying his best. Adopt me and I promise… no more surprise children 🫣 no more identity crises, just loyalty and a large, handsome man following you everywhere you go.