Hello, it’s me, Marlie 🤎 (the limited edition one) So here’s the situation. I was rescued with my siblings, and they all came out looking like little copy-paste Rottweilers. Black, shiny, matching, very coordinated ☺️ And then there’s me… brown. Just brown 🤎 I’m pretty sure my mom was like, “Alright, four in black ink 🖋️ oh shoot, we’re out… okay, send it anyway.” And boom 💥 Marlie was created ☺️ Now ALL of my siblings have been adopted. Every. Single. One. They all got scooped up like they were the last cookies 🍪 on a plate 🍽️ and I was just sitting there like 👍 hello?? Have you SEEN this face?? I am clearly the rare collectible??? But it’s fine 😒 I’m fine. Totally not offended 🙄 Definitely not dramatically staring off into the distance or anything 🔭 I’m heading to a foster home, which is great and all, but what I really want is my forever human 🥺 You know, someone to admire me properly and appreciate my unique coloring and incredible personality 😉 And speaking of personality, I am what the professionals call a puppy puppy 🐶 Which means I have no idea what I’m doing, but I am doing it with confidence 💕 I run fast for no reason ⚡️ I steal things I don’t need 🫣👟 I forget what I’m doing mid-zoom 💨 I will absolutely try to carry something ten times my size just to prove a point 🛞 I’m learning things like potty training and manners, but sometimes I like to keep it spicy 🌶️ and pretend I’ve never heard of those concepts before 😧 I’m sweet 🍭 I’m snuggly, and when I finally crash, I turn into a little cuddle blob who just wants to be close to you like we’ve been best friends forever 💕 So yeah, that’s me. The brown one 🤎 The “ink ran out” special. The last puppy standing 🐾 And honestly… I think I’ve been waiting ⏰ just for you 🤎