I like ‘em big... I like ‘em chunky... Okay okay, I didn't write that, but Moto Moto definitely gets me. What can I say? Confidence recognizes confidence. Hey there, I'm Gloria—a lap dog trapped in a bulldog's body. Yes, I'm aware I don't really fit in your lap but that will not stop me from climbing directly into your lap like I'm a teacup chihuahua. If you've got a couch (or honestly just legs), I've got a spot. I am very smart and know lots of commands. I will definitely let you know if I'm cold and need a blanket. I'm currently on a self-care journey—think diet, exercise, and trying not to inhale snacks like a vacuum. I'm putting in the work, but I still believe in balance... mostly between naps and meals. Likes: Sitting directly on you (personal space is a myth) Belly rubs that last forever Short walks followed by longer naps Being told I'm pretty (because I am) Dislikes: Storms (rude and unnecessary) Fireworks (absolutely not, call it off) Being told I've had “enough treats” Ideal Match: Someone strong enough to handle a loving, slightly squishy bulldog who thinks she's tiny. Bonus points if you'll comfort me during storms and don't mind a clingy cuddle buddy who may or may not drool on you. Closing Line: If you like your girls big, cuddly, and full of personality... I might just be your Moto Moto moment.