Let's get one thing straight: he did not come here to make friends. He came here to be perceived, to scream dramatically at the sky, and to remind you that peanut butter is beneath him. But a good meaty treat? Now that's worth sitting for. Handsome arrived here with opinions, a voice he's not afraid to use, and the unshakeable belief that kennel doors are more of a suggestion than a rule. He knows sit, down, and paw — and he will deploy them with the energy of a man who expects to be compensated fairly for his efforts. Here's the thing, though. Underneath the theatrics and the you can't handle the truth stare, he walks beautifully. He's goofy. He accepts pets with the gracious air of someone allowing a compliment to land. He just needs a person who already knows that his particular type of dog isn't difficult — they're dramatic, and there's a difference. Handsome is waiting, dramatically of course, for someone who gets the joke — and laughs anyway.