Loud, Proud and Full of Meow-nologues Hi, I'm Lucifer and before you ask, yes, I do talk... a lot. Not in a cute, occasional "meow" kind of way either. I mean full conversations. I will ask you for what I want, I will follow up if you don't respond and if you still ignore me... we're going to have a discussion about it. I'm about a year and a half old, fully litter box trained (obviously, no kitten shenanigans here) and I run a pretty tight ship around here. I like my independence, but don't get it twisted, I still want to be near you... especially if there's something I need to say, which, to be fair, is most of the time. Sometimes people ignore me on purpose just to hear me go off, which is honestly a little disrespectful... but I get it. I'm extremely entertaining. One of my pictures? That's me mid-rant. You're welcome. Other cats? Dogs? Kids? That means I get more attention, right? I'm in! I do enjoy being brushed. I mean, look at me, of course I do! But when I've had enough, I'll simply get up and walk away. No drama, no violence, just a firm boundary. Growth. At night, I'll sleep at the foot of your bed like a fluffy little bodyguard who also happens to judge your life choices in silence. So if you're looking for a quiet, low-maintenance cat... keep scrolling. But if you want a hilarious, opinionated, ridiculously adorable fluffball who will talk to you like you're roommates in a sitcom... I'm waiting. I've been waiting. And frankly, I don't appreciate the hesitation. Look at me, I'm the PURRfect cat!