"Very demure, very mindful. I don’t do too much... See how I look? Very presentable." - Eggs Benedict. Come to brunch dressed to the nines with Eggs Benedict. He's always wondering what you're getting into, but can get offended if you start asking about his private affairs. But as long as there's food, you know he'll show up. He'll chance a laser right up a cat tree, a true pampered purring penguin.