🚨 AVAILABLE: One (1) Certified Goofball With Bonus Noodle Legs 🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon Ziggy, age 3, 45% dog, 55% undiscovered cryptid (maybe we found a chupacabra). Do his legs all bend the same direction? No. Is he aware of this? Also no. Does it stop him from sprinting, playing, and throwing himself at your shins like a furry bowling ball? Absolutely not. Ziggy is a wonky-legged wonder with the thought process of a 1980 computer and the zoomies of a caffeinated toddler. He LOVES people, probably likes dogs (he hasn’t filed any HR complaints yet), and we have not yet introduced him to cats because...we value their safety and his ego. 🧠 Personality Profile: • Derpy • Dramatic • Affectionate • Built like a potato with opinions 🎾 Favorite hobbies include: • Galloping like a horse drawn by a kindergartener • Throwing toys in the air and missing the catch • Wiggling with the power of 1000 loose noodles • Staring into your soul like he knows your browser history Ziggy isn’t looking for perfection. He’s looking for someone who appreciates the finer things in life—like snorts, sploots, and snuggle attacks. Someone who sees his silly, scrappy face and says, “Yes. That’s my guy.” 💥 Apply now to adopt the most delightfully lopsided dog on the planet: helpingheartshealingtails.org KL #16994