Miriam is 35 lbs of pure diva energy wrapped in fur. Nearly 8 years old and somehow still giving "misunderstood indie film protagonist" vibes, this belly-rub enthusiast is equal parts snuggle bug and tiny tyrant. Let's get the tea out of the way: Miriam is a mega resource guarder. Food? Hers. Toys? Hers. Random spot on the couch? You guessed it-hers. Try to move her when she doesn't feel like it and she'll go full bitey gremlin mode. We keep her on a long lead and martingale collar at all times, because when she digs into a corner and gives you that "don't even try me" look... believe her. But here's the twist: she also LOVES you. She loves belly rubs. She loves toys. She loves snuggling like a little spoon with trust issues. And once you've earned her affection, she'll act like she didn't threaten to bite your hand off two days ago. Some other fun facts: Thunderstorms? She becomes a ghost. Houdini-level vanish. Went to board and train and earned the name Moaning Myrtle for her signature wails of protest. (Oscar-worthy, truly.) Dogs? Meh. Maybe. Cats? Sometimes. People? With boundaries and bribes, yes. Miriam is spayed, vaccinated, heartworm negative, crate-trained, leash-walkin', car-ridin' royalty who just needs a rule-respecting, chaos-appreciating human to call her own. Got experience with spicy girls? Want a dog who keeps life interesting and your snacks guarded? Miriam is waiting-with one paw on her toy stash and one eyebrow raised.