Drakey is a 4-year-old pit bull mix in York, PA with more quirks than your neighborhood inventor. After two TPLO surgeries, his knees are practically bionic, and he’s hungry for a home that can appreciate a 70-pound shadow with the personality of a sitcom co-star. He’s nosy, vocal, and always in the center of your business—if you’re pouring coffee or folding laundry, Drakey’s got commentary. His main currency is cheese, and his training resume runs deep. Every photo turns out editorial-worthy, especially with his tan and white coat. He’s not subtle about excitement—Drakey can overreact with harmless screaming, and he’s got the kind of wiggly, boundary-melting joy that occasionally sends furniture flying. Take his digestive tract seriously, though: he needs a strict diet to avoid messes. Drakey isn’t a fit for homes with kids or other dogs, but makes an unmatched companion for adults willing to work around his diva quirks, comedic energy, and loveable bulk. If you live for goofy affection and don’t mind a lap dog in a linebacker’s body, he’s ready to bring his robot heart home to you. Click apply to start the adoption process.