If Osbourne were a person, he'd be headlining a world tour. Instead, he's tearing through the house with a squeaky ball and a swagger that could only belong to a rock star in fur. There's no audience needed for this American Staffordshire Terrier—Osbourne makes his own fun, using his front paws to smack toys around like a pint-sized drummer, then sprinting after them across the stage (also known as your living room). But don't think he'll perform solo forever. He's happiest when you're in the spotlight with him, tossing a toy for a game of fetch, indulging in tug of war, or just letting him follow you around, always with a toy in tow. He comes with a rockstar's personality, too—back scratches are a must, and if you cut the set short, expect some legendary side-eye. Underneath that playful exterior, Osbourne’s a sharp, obedient guy who can sit, shake, and probably organize your calendar if you hand over your phone. Most of all, he’s a toy fanatic, a cuddle fan, and guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Get used to background noise: your life together will have a permanent squeaky soundtrack. Ready to meet your new best friend? Apply now!