If you've ever dreamed of welcoming a dog into your life that’s weathered more storms than a seasoned sailor, then look no further. Introducing Myles, a charmingly crusty 14-year-old Chihuahua who has more personality than a Broadway show! 🎭 With a face that seems to say, "I've seen it all, kiddo," Myles is your quirky companion ready to fill your days with laughter and love. Myles isn’t here to break records in agility or dazzle you with his dance moves. Oh no! He’s all about enjoying life at his own splendidly slow pace. This delightful old man lives for his regular meal times, uninterrupted naps, and, of course, a good scratch behind the ears (preferably just right). Picture him following you to the kitchen, barking like he's placing a dinner order during dinner prep—his very own version of “Where’s my food?” 🍽️ He may wander around the house searching for that elusive remote control, or cough in that classic great-uncle manner—very dignified, but with a hint of stubbornness (thanks to some trachea damage). But don't worry—this old soldier is managing just fine! Now, it’s important to know that Myles is not housebroken. Nope, he’s got his own philosophy: “When you gotta go, you gotta go!” 🚽 He prefers not to be crated (and honestly, wouldn’t you rather relax on a comfy dog bed at his age?). Yes, surprises might await you in the morning, but it’s all part of the charm with Myles! He’s not the kind of pup that will glue himself to your side, but make no mistake—this little guy has a heart full of warmth. He accepts pets and head scratches like royalty receiving visitors. He might be hard of hearing, navigate life with cataracts, and creak like a vintage rocking chair, but that only adds to his endearing nature. Myles is searching for a calm, understanding home filled with love, humor, and patience for a senior Chihuahua who is more like the wise old wizard of the canine world. Are you ready to give this little legend the well-deserved retirement he longs for? In return, Myles promises to fill your life with joy and hilarity every single day! Please remember, potential adopters must meet Myles in person to truly appreciate his unique character and charm! Apply through the Buddy App to offer Myles the warm, cozy retirement he deserves! 🎉