?? ? BREAKING: INTERGALACTIC PUPPIES SPOTTED IN ORBIT AROUND YOUR HEART! ??? Greetings, Earthlings! ? We come in peace, love, wiggles, and with a serious case of the zoomies. We are The AstroPups — a celestial squad of 3–4 month old Pittie/Lab mix space cadets. all certified good dogs™? on a mission to land in the snuggliest homes in the galaxy. ??? Species: 100% Sweet Potato ? Origin: Texas, Planet Shelterius ? Known Traits: ? Kid-Friendly (we love the little Earthlings!) ? Dog & Cat Friendly (multi-species diplomacy is our jam) ? Cuddle-activated. Zoomie-powered. Tail-wag fueled. ? Ready to love you to the moon and back... and then some. ? Whether you’re more of a Pluto person (we don’t judge) or strictly Team Saturn Rings, we promise to fit perfectly into your orbit. We’re like little balls of love-gravity — once we’re in your life, there’s no escaping the pull. ? Our special powers include: • Creating black holes where your socks used to be • Launching surprise kisses with zero warning • Napping like comets crash-landing on the couch • Being 8x cuter than a Martian pug in a space helmet But here’s the thing, Houston — we’ve got a problem. We’re still stuck in a shelter down in Texas, and we need our very own cosmic rescue teams to beam us up to our forever homes in Maine, NB, NS, PEI, or NL. ? Adoption Fee: $800 CAD Includes: ? Spay/Neuter (no space litters here!) ? Vaccines (galaxy-grade immunity) ? Microchip (interstellar tracking enabled) ? Transport to Canada (first class puppy shuttle) ? Slide into the DMs of our mission control commanders: @Desaree Brisson or Brittany Trollope ? Apply to adopt here: https://form.jotform.com/203175670753255 We’re ready to be your moon, your stars, your weird little alien couch goblins. Adopt an AstroPup and let’s make your home the happiest planet in the universe. ?? #AstroPups #OutOfThisWorldCute #PlanetPibble #AdoptADogStar #GalaxyOfGoodBoysAndGirls #FromTexasToCanada #HoustonWeFoundYourDog #Dogstronauts #PuppyMeteorShower #AdoptDontShop ??