OI, CANADA! IT’S ME — KANGA! No, I’m not an actual kangaroo, but I do bounce like one when I’m excited. Which is always. Especially when snacks are involved. ? I’m a 1.5-year-old pit mix with the brains of a border collie, the charm of a golden retriever, and the snack radar of a bloodhound. Basically, I’m the full package wrapped in a tail-wagging, treat-demanding body. My Resume (yes, I’m qualified): Crate trained – I know when to chill. (Okay, I pretend to know when to chill.) Food motivated – Will sit, stay, roll over, do your taxes, run for office... just gimme the cookie. Loyal AF – If you adopt me, I’m basically your furry little shadow with attachment issues. Best in a chill but active home – Hike with me, then nap with me. Deal? Top 5 Things I’m Better At Than Most Humans: Detecting snack wrappers being opened from three rooms away Sitting dramatically for attention Pretending I understand how “no” works Staring lovingly while you eat (subtle, but effective) Making you feel like the center of the universe Currently roasting in Texas where the ground is lava and squirrels taunt me. Dreaming of: Maine, NB, NS, PEI, or Newfoundland, where I can do majestic snow zoomies and taste maple syrup off the ground like a true gentleman. Adoption Fee: $600 CAD (Some amazing human sponsored the rest — probably because they met me and immediately fell in love.) Includes: Neuter (still emotionally recovering) Vaccines (bravely taken like a champ) Microchip (aka my high-tech “Find My Dog” tag) Transport to your arms and heart Apply here: https://form.jotform.com/203175670753255 If you want a smart, silly, cuddly, bounce-powered best friend, Kanga is the name, and snacks are the game. Let’s make memories—and maybe pancakes—together. With wiggles, wags, and a whole lotta love, Kanga