WANTED: Peanut Butter Supplier with Couch Access Introducing Timber - 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm. This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life: Peanut butter You (but mostly peanut butter) Timber's the total package: Beefy head? Check. Chill vibes? Check. Only barks when it's important (like potty time or snack o'clock)? Double check. Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy. Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timber's your girl. Single guy? She'll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman. Single gal? She's already got her leash-let's hit the trail. Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timber's been manifesting you since 2023. BUT: No other dogs, please. Timber doesn't share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen. She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that she's basically a furry boulder on legs. Small children may be gently steamrolled with love. So if you're ready for unconditional love, endless snuggles, and a lifelong obsession with peanut butter... Timber is ready for you. Adopt her. Bring snacks. Prepare for the best decision of your life.