🚨 AVAILABLE: One (1) Certified Goofball With Bonus Noodle Legs 🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and let me introduce you to Ziggy, a magnificent creature who is 3 years young and a delightful concoction of 45% dog and 55% undiscovered cryptid (yes, we might have found a chupacabra!). 🐾 Now, do his legs bend all in one direction? Oh, no. Is he aware of the wackiness of it all? Not in the slightest! But does that stop him from zooming around, leaping into playtime, or launching himself at your shins like a furry bowling ball? Absolutely not! Ziggy is a wonky-legged wonder, with the thought process of a '90s computer and the zoomies of a toddler on a sugar rush! He adores people and seems to have a fondness for dogs too (he hasn't filed any HR complaints yet!), and as for cats, well, we’re just keeping those introductions on hold—because we definitely prioritize the feline safety and Ziggy's fluffy ego! 😼 🧠 **Personality Profile:** • Derpy • Dramatic • Affectionate • Built like a potato with opinions 🎾 **Favorite hobbies include:** • Galloping around like a horse drawn by a kindergartener • Tossing toys in the air, but good luck catching them! • Shaking and wiggling with the power of 1,000 loose noodles • Staring deeply into your soul like he knows your browser history—just a gentle nudge to clean those cookies! Ziggy isn’t in the market for perfection. He's on a quest for someone who appreciates the little absurdities of life—like adorable snorts, spontaneous sploots, and surprise snuggle attacks. If you look at his silly, scrappy face and think, “Yes. That’s my guy,” then you are exactly who he’s looking for! 🌟 Don’t miss the chance to bring this delightfully lopsided buddy into your home! *Apply to adopt Ziggy through the Buddy App* today!