The Affenpinscher is a German stable and kitchen ratter whose name means "monkey pinscher," a nod to its bearded, round-eyed face. It's a sturdy, square toy dog, usually 7 to 12 pounds, with a harsh, wiry coat that forms a mane around the head and shoulders. Black is the classic color, though gray, silver, red and tan markings also occur. The coat sheds little.
Affenpinschers are confident, curious and a bit comical, with more nerve than their size suggests. Many are loyal and playful with their people and happy to boss around larger dogs, which is worth remembering on busy Chicago sidewalks and in shared elevators. They can be stubborn and slow to housetrain, so patience matters. Dogs vary, so watch how each one behaves rather than relying on the breed label.