Hi everyone! It’s me, Poptart! Or Poop Tart, as my rescue people like to call me. Apparently they think that’s funny. 🙄 I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m having a pretty great time in my foster home! I’ve been learning some new rules around here. Apparently I’m not supposed to be in the kitchen when my foster mom is cooking. I don’t really understand why. What if she drops something? Who’s going to clean it up? Seems like a pretty important job to me, but whatever. I’m also doing great with my potty training! I don’t pee in the house. Well, except for that one time overnight. But I’m pretty sure my foster mom forgot to let me out or something, so I’m not taking responsibility for that. I also have a boyfriend. His name is Benny and he is SO handsome. He has this beautiful, long, flowy hair and I just love him. I don’t know how I managed to land such a good-looking man, but here we are. ❤️ I really love hanging out with my people. I’m a curious girl and like to be involved in whatever everyone is doing. I take my job as supervisor very seriously. I don’t necessarily know what everyone is doing, but I feel it’s very important that I’m there to supervise. Things could go terribly wrong without me. At night, I sleep in my very own dog bed. It’s comfortable, it’s mine, and after a long day of supervising everyone, I deserve a good night’s sleep. Oh, and if you’re wondering why I’m wearing socks, apparently I’m not supposed to lick my feet all day. Nobody told me that was a rule either. Now they’re talking about getting me some kind of allergy shot. Personally, I think the socks are a little dramatic, but nobody asked me. I’m also very friendly with everyone I meet! I haven’t been around children or cats yet, so we don’t know what I think of them. I’ve been great with the male dogs I’ve met, especially my boyfriend Benny, but I haven’t met any female dogs yet. Life is pretty good for a little bridge troll who used to live under a bridge. I have a family who loves me, a handsome boyfriend, a comfortable bed, and people who feed me. What more could a girl want? Well… my very own forever home would be nice! I’m still looking for someone to adopt me. I’m a pretty easy girl, I love car rides, I’m good on a leash, and I don’t even need a fenced yard. I’m guessing I’m around 6-8 years old. I’m spayed, vaccinated, microchipped, heartworm negative, have had bloodwork, and had surgery to fix my eyes. My adoption fee is $350. Applicants must live within a one-hour driving distance of Cleveland, Ohio, and have a completed and approved application before an in-home meet and greet. The application link will be in the comments! Love, Poptart (aka Poop Tart the Bridge Troll) ❤️