RHINO: Micro-bully Gargoyle Extraordinaire We know Halloween was just a couple days ago, but every time you see Rhino, you'll think This is the best Gargoyle ever! Gargoyles of Westminster Abbey, Notre-Dame & Milan be advised: there's a new kid in town. Now, while any cathedral would look better with Rhino adorning it, we know he'd MUCH rather adorn your couch and boost your street cred while out on the town. He is a jaunty little guy on leash; the only bummer is you won't get far since you'll be stopped by literally EVeryone.