Recipe for a Perfect Cat Companion By Winston Start with one blue-point cat, slightly chonky. Fresh-picked cats are cute, but the mature ones are best for this recipe. Add a large portion of affection, an easygoing disposition, and a fondness for being brushed. Stir until combined. Do not overmix or you will activate the teeth. Gently fold in a gourmet purr. Note: do not settle for inferior ingredients here. Gourmet purrs are more complex and give your Perfect Cat Companion depth and interest. Lightly sprinkle in some catnip-activated playtime. If your cat mixture seems off, season with a bit of pain medication for arthritis and a prescription diet for urinary health. That will perk him right back up again. Let rest in a cozy space as needed. Bake on your lap for as long as possible. Like this recipe but can't make your own? You're in luck! This Perfect Cat Companion is toasty warm and ready for adoption. Please visit https://felinerescue.org to learn more about me and where I am located!