🚨 KRYPTONITE HAS BEEN FOUND... AND HE WEIGHS FOUR POUNDS. 🚨🐩 Meet Krypto..approximately one year old, 4 pounds, and somehow already convinced he should be carried like royalty everywhere he goes. Seriously. This man has legs, but would prefer not to discuss them. 😂 Krypto is a teeny-tiny Toy Poodle or Maltese with BIG opinions about where he belongs: ❌ The floor ❌ Across the room from you ❌ Doing anything independently ✅ In your arms ✅ On your lap ✅ Being carried around like a tiny, curly-haired celebrity He gets along with other dogs, but let's not confuse being polite with not knowing who the main character is. Krypto LOVES human attention and is currently accepting applications for the very important position of: FULL-TIME PERSONAL CARRIER, CUDDLE PROVIDER & PROFESSIONAL ADMIRER. At under five pounds, Krypto is basically a living stuffed animal with a pulse and a strong desire to be your one and only tiny obsession. He's ready to find his person..the kind of person who doesn't mind having a little shadow, a lap warmer, and a four-pound supervisor monitoring their every move. So, who's ready to carry Krypto into his happily ever after? 🥹🐩💕 Because let's be honest... You weren't looking for a tiny poodle. You were looking for Krypto. You just didn't know it yet. 😂 📩 Ready to make this tiny king the biggest thing in your life? Apply to adopt Krypto today! Www.bigdogsdontcry.com #BigDogsDontCry #Adopt #Krypto