Meet Fat Boy -- His Royal Highness, Ruler of the Couch, Keeper of Boundaries. At 3 years old, Fat Boy is a distinguished gentleman, complete with his own opinions. Neutered and up to date on his shots, he arrived here when his family moved away, bringing his unique charm along. Fat Boy enjoys the finer things in life: elevated perches for royal lounging, quiet admiration, and affection strictly on his terms. He’s not a fan of follow-up questions once he’s done being pet; when he's finished, the meeting is adjourned. Expect to find him regally surveyed from high places, silently judging you yet thoroughly observing his kingdom. He offers brief but exclusive windows of affection—an honor not easily won. While he would love to go home with his sister, Sissy Girl, he can comfortably rule solo as long as his new human understands the art of patience and respectful coexistence. This is not your average lap cat; this is a monarch, a legend, a mildly spicy house panther in a tuxedo of fluff. If you’ve ever dreamed of being lovingly tolerated by royalty, Fat Boy is ready to consider your application. What are you waiting for? Apply today!